From the brain that brought you the Big Ben Caper The head that made headlines in every newspaper

I had been cutting up some caper or other I think it was trying to crawl up the chimney, as I had seen a little sweep do a few days previous and my stepmother who, somehow or other, was all the time whipping me, or sending me to bed supperless, my mother dragged me by the legs out of the chimney and packed me off to bed, though it was only two o'clock in the afternoon of the 21st June, the longest day in the year in our hemisphere.