Well, I guess you'll have to be rather hypocritical about it.

So Allah punisheth hypocritical men and hypocritical women, and idolatrous men and idolatrous women. But Allah pardoneth believing men and believing women, and Allah is ever Forgiving, Merciful.

You, a hypocritical louse, decide who is to live and who is to die.

(The consequence of man's carrying the trust is) that Allah may chastise hypocritical men and hypocritical women and accept the repentance of believing men and believing women. He is Most Forgiving, Most Merciful.

So Allah will chastise the hypocritical men and the hypocritical women and the polytheistic men and the polytheistic women, and Allah will turn (mercifully) to the believing women, and Allah is Forgiving, Merciful.

Hypocritical if I stopped making fun of people with PhDs just because I had one.

And as the hypocritical section of the scribes and Pharisees came increasingly under His attack,

So that Allah will torment the hypocritical men and the hypocritical women and the associators and the associatoresses and Allah will relent toward believing men and the believing women and Allah is ever Forgiving, Merciful

The hypocritical men and the hypocritical women are all alike they enjoin evil and forbid good and withhold their hands they have forsaken Allah, so He has forsaken them surely the hypocrites are the transgressors.

Allah has promised the hypocritical men and the hypocritical women and the unbelievers the fire of hell to abide therein it is enough for them and Allah has cursed them and they shall have lasting punishment.

Allah hath promised the hypocritical men and hypocritical women and unto the open infidels Hell Fire, wherein they shall be abiders sufficient is that unto them. And Allah shall accurse them, and theirs shall be a torment lasting.

The hypocritical men and the hypocritical women are all of a piece they command that which is disreputable and restrain from that which is reputable, and they tighten their hands. They neglected Allah, so He had neglected them. Verily the hypocrites! they are the ungodly ones.

And (that) He may punish the hypocritical men and the hypocritical women, and the polytheistic men and the polytheistic women, the entertainers of evil thoughts about Allah. On them is the evil turn, and Allah is wroth with them and has cursed them and prepared hell for them, and evil is the resort.

And may punish the hypocritical men and the hypocritical women, and the idolatrous men and the idolatrous women, who think an evil thought concerning Allah. For them is the evil turn of fortune, and Allah is wroth against them and hath cursed them, and hath made ready for them hell, a hapless journey's end.

And that He may chastise the hypocritical men and the hypocritical women and the associaters and the associatresses, the thinkers of evil thought concerning Allah. Unto them shall befell the evil turn of fortune, and Allah shall be wroth with them and shall curse them, and He hath gotten ready for them Hell an ill destination!

It shall be the Day whereon the hypocritical men and hypocritical women will say Unto those who believe wait for us that we may borrow some of your light. Then betwixt them there will be set a high wall, wherein will be a door, the inside whereof hath mercy, while the outside thereof is toward the torment.

On the Day when the hypocritical men and hypocritical women will say to those who believed, Wait for us let us absorb some of your light. It will be said, Go back behind you, and seek light. A wall will be raised between them, in which is a door within it is mercy, and outside it is agony.

On the day when the hypocritical men and the hypocritical women will say unto those who believe Look on us that we may borrow from your light! it will be said Go back and seek for light! Then there will separate them a wall wherein is a gate, the inner side whereof containeth mercy, while the outer side thereof is toward the doom.

Now, this may be a little hypocritical of me, as I've been calling people with autism autistic people throughout this whole speech, but, nevertheless, this is what I want you to do.

On the day when the hypocritical men and the hypocritical women will say to those who believe Wait for us, that we may have light from your light it shall be said Turn back and seek a light. Then separation would be brought about between them, with a wall having a door in it (as for) the inside of it, there shall be mercy in it, and (as for) the outside of it, before it there shall be punishment.

and so that He might punish hypocritical men and women as well as the polytheists men and women who think evil thoughts about God an evil turn of fortune will fall upon them, for God has become angry with them, and has rejected them and prepared Hell for them. How evil is such a destination.

They wish that you should disbelieve just as they disbelieved so that you may all be alike. Do not, therefore, take from them allies until they emigrate in the way of Allah, but if they turn their backs (on emigration), seize them and slay them wherever you come upon them. Take none of them for your ally or helper, This is the verdict on those hypocritical confessors of faith who belong to a belligerent, non Muslim nation and actually participate in acts of hostility against the Islamic state.