Those village worms are quite too large a shiner may make a meal off one without finding the skewer.

I acquired a one pound drum and a chicken rotisserie skewer, and a motor that turn that drum three revolutions a minute.

You know, the ones where you skewer some marshmallows and roast them. I don't know what they're called but they're really good. Let's try roasting some at my place sometime, too.