Varsity basketball squad.

Clean yourself up! Varsity Wins.

Reach in your sock.

Sock it to them.

Here's your sock, thank you.

Varsity is out there to show off.

There's a hole in this sock.

Maybe that's its ticker symbol, SOCK.

Put a sock in it, sonny.

Oh, if he ever makes the varsity, our varsity must be pretty miserable, if he's good enough to make it.

There is a hole in your sock.

There is a hole in his sock.

Where is the mate to this sock?

There's a big hole in your sock.

Ensemble Sock! Pow! Slam!

In a sock isn't exactly new, you know.

He is on the varsity in tennis and in debating.

The Junior Varsity Pre Game Meeting Thirty Minutes Remain Ok.

You have your right sock on wrong side out.

Now this Sock Puppet stuff isn't actually that new.

This is the sound of a dirty sock. (Laughter)

Day of The JV Varsity Scrimmage Two Hours Remain Rhythm Method

The sock puppet isn't about ambiguity, per se. It's about identity.

I suppose that ain't a .38 you got in your sock.

They're called the Butler, the Sock Puppet and the Chinese Water Army.

Brother Patsak, a guy with a sock is going to come soon

Now, the Sock Puppet, on the other hand, is a totally different animal.

I'm like a junior varsity cheerleader sometimes for swearing, awkward silences, and very simple rhyme schemes.

But without having the silicon sock, I'm just going to try slip in it.

When I saw them as freshmen, on our freshmen team freshmen couldn't play varsity when I taught.

There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity.

He thought we were going to be the next dominant sock player in the world.

Vladimir Nikolayevich, do you remember what number he said, the guy that has my sock?

As JV captain I have to choose an honorary freshman to play in our scrimmage against Varsity tomorrow.

It's me on the cheerleading squad, adored by every varsity male as far as the eye can see.

Here's your sock back, thank you. If you want, I can take you back to Earth.

Sock Puppet becomes interesting when we get to scale, which is the domain of the Chinese Water Army.

The varsity soccer team had played ten or eleven games and lost every single one of them... by really embarrassing margins.

Our goalkeeper, Daniel Cui, he was taking a lot of criticism even though he was only a freshman playing varsity goalkeeper.

I wonder why you always lose just one sock out of a pair. If you lost both, you wouldn't notice it, right? Yeah, I guess you're right.

Or a girl in Ireland, her mom had just gone through her brother's sock drawer and at a whole trashcan of old holy socks, you know what she did, there were all the colors black, white, grey, she cut them out and sew them together and made this sweater.

I had just gotten these new sprinting legs that you see in that bio, and I didn't realize at that time that the amount of sweating I would be doing in the sock it actually acted like a lubricant and I'd be, kind of, pistoning in the socket.