(Laughter)

Look, that's the only way you'll ever do it.

I lost my right arm, but I'm a lefty.

So would you mind giving us your best and final offer?

I produce a dove and send her in the sky as a living symbol of peace.

So they took me. I was a message, they said.

He will say, Why then, don't you believe John?

(Laughter)

I never will forget it.

(Laughter)

And I said, Hold that thought.

Let me have your suggestion as to what I am to say.

So he must be a purple hat.

Me picking my nose.

I told you to get out of the pool. He pays no attention.

This is why I never, ever, said anything to you, 'cause I knew you'd say something like this.

Everyone burst into laughter. I was humiliated.

I warned you.

Didn't I tell you?

From Wall Street to West Point, people said to me, Yup, these are exactly the right skills.

I said what I said because I meant it, Charlotte.

I was once talking to a black man about gender and he said to me,

And I think I'm the only Scotsman here at the Edinburgh TED.

Warner One of your advisers said to me It's analogous to Nixon going to China.

I told you! I'm still growing up.

I said to island people, It's a big problem.

The success resulted from your efforts.

But the bad news is that your cousin is also Lizzie Borden.

And this is something that a lot of people have bantered around a lot.

! I told you...

And these two guys are named Guier and Weiffenbach.

I just thought maybe you had something you wanted to say.

Hey, girl. Come on.

I told you, Diesel, we ain't holding any

I told you. Oh, dear.

Like, she can fake it, she can become it.

So in his kitchen he was in there with his wife, Judy, and his bodyguard, Sean and I said, You know how I said in my email that you might have a special brain anomaly that makes you special?

Enough to make your cuisine even finer.

I had built a persona all around what I could and couldn't do.

So say what you have to say... because I'm not leaving till I hear it.

You're here again.

(Laughter)

And I mean, you ask me to... I'm sorry.

Then I looked at her and I said something that at the time felt a little dramatic, but ended up being more prophetic than dramatic.

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