and... and it would be, except for the simple fact that... it's true.

Well, that's very nice of you.

Facts are facts.

'You don't know much,' said the Duchess

Fact!

But the truth is..

Hm.

That's a fact.

It's the truth.

Hey, he's serious.

I don't think so.

in fact.

This fact shows that he is innocent.

Do you know what this means?

I'm a storyteller. I want to convey something that is truer than truth about our common humanity.

I got no suspicions.

I discovered that they had a completely different genetic profile.

What facts?

It happens to be true.

It's true, you know, though, Rimmer.

You know it's true.

Maybe he didn't.

It is real, Brendan.

That's what you said?

And who are you?

I have a secret? I know I have a secret, I...

That she is dead is certain.

It's true that she's dead.

That is the state of the world today.

They've grown used to their face they think they're special.

Something on that ship killed him.

This account does not agree with the facts.

That news report is inconsistent with the facts.

These are real.

That's not how it happened.

Very good, Very good

That's not what happened.

They are true.

SVU, Tina Fey and 30 Rock and Judge Judy

My role on the show, for those of you who haven't seen it it's pretty simple.

Do you have any actual facts?

His reply was in effect a refusal.

He has a perfect swing.

I see we're even closer than I thought we were before.

(Laughter)