Dwarves?

Seven to the dwarflords

Men, Dwarves, wizards.

This is an SOS distress call from the mining ship Red Dwarf ,

May the best Dwarf win.

Nobody tosses a Dwarf.

Behold the great realm and dwarfcity of Dwarrowdelf.

An Elf, a Dwarf and a Man.

This is an SOS distress call from the mining ship Red Dwarf.

And you know what this dwarf says to that?

So stop your fretting, Master Dwarf.

And what gift would a dwarf ask of the elves?

Dwarf doors are invisible when closed.

Well, here's one dwarf she won't ensnare so easily.

What business does an Elf, a Man and a Dwarf have in the Riddermark?

An Elf will go underground where a Dwarf dare not?

Supernova, this is Red Dwarf. We actually have one!

Dwarves and others of a less than savory nature.

Who will you look to when we've gone?

Have you learned nothing of the stubbornness of Dwarves?

The dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark.

I have fought many wars, Master Dwarf.

As Isaac Newton once said, We stand on the soldiers of giants

The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep.

We have not had dealings with the dwarves since the dark days.

I wish I could muster a legion of Dwarves, fully armed and filthy.

This, in turn, has given rise to the belief that there are no Dwarf women and that Dwarves just spring out of holes in the ground which is, of course, ridiculous.

Soon, master elf, you will enjoy the fabled hospitality of the dwarves.

It's true, you don't see many Dwarf women.

I suggest you take some rest and recover your strength, Master Dwarf.

There is one dwarf yet in Moria who still draws breath. I think I'm getting the hang of this.

I would cut off your head, Dwarf if it stood but a little higher from the ground.

One we lost in Moria two were my kin a Dwarf there was also.

And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance that they're often mistaken for Dwarf men.