Fuck!

And they're all dating to roughly the same time.

This object was made by a hominid ancestor,

Queer.

You mean they got them in Ohio?

What did you say to me, you faggot?

But, what about heidelbergensis before us, and erectus, and all the way back to Homo hails.

Fuckin' faggot! Faggots!

I think what we're going to see is we're going to see a different species of hominid.

Australopithecus had a tiny little pea brain.

You're a fucking ass!

lived alongside three other species of human ancestor.

You didn't even show up for rehearsal today. I was busy.

He likes the town, paints toy soldiers and he's gay.

So he was gay!

And how would you get at that? It's incredibly subjective, right?

We know that Homo sapiens have religion, that's us.

Whores, skunkpussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies.

You expect to fight Skeletor

Now, that seems so recent. Why didn't we start to leave earlier?

Get the fuck outta the bathroom, faggot!

We belong to the family called the Hominidae.

I don't want to go to school today.

This is not the common man.

I was walking down a hall and a boy pushed me!

It's either our new vice president, the fairy or the dummy.

Between ourselves, he seems to be a homosexual.

And I didn't think this when Steve Gullans and I started writing together.

It's an inherent nature of an evolutionary process.

The little Mary has an assistant now?

In middle school, they started hanging around other kids, and, uh, they called me faggot, and, um, they would, you know, hit me and stuff.

What's missing?

And if I were gay, would that be a crime?

These are both real objects.

Recently, I dreamt that Homo! was said to my face.

Meat. 2.5 MYA

Two million years ago at Lake Turkana,

He categorized about 12,000 species in Systema Naturae.

But when I was 12, as I was in this picture, a very exciting expedition was in place on the west side, when they found essentially the skeleton of this Homo erectus.

And then, that left such an image in my head, that, to this day, 47 years later,

If you notice carefully, it's a homosexual couple bringing up a child.

This idea that we move up was central in the writing of the great French sociologist Emile Durkheim.

I'm offering the metaphor of a staircase in the mind.

We are Homo duplex, as Durkheim explained.

Behind me on the slide what you'll see is that on the left hand side we have a Homo erectus, so that's 1.65 million years ago.