Some crazy guy is giving a commencement speech.

Uh, I'm calling about my, uh, commencement bonus.

It is with pleasure that I announce the official commencement of our liveaboard program.

And so here I am truly honored to be your commencement speaker.

Well, your commencement check's sitting on my desk, waiting to be signed.

This possible terrorist attack comes a mere three days after the commencement of the live aboard program.

And when I said that 14 years ago at my commencement it was kind of an idea on paper.

I give them that hug at commencement, I can hug them a little bit harder.

Jobs I'm honored to be with you today for your commencement from one of the finest universities in the world.

After weeks of investigation... the State Department announced moments ago... the United States and the Visitors have agreed... to the commencement of diplomatic relations.

Steven J.'s Stanford commencement address, you still look at it and decide not to do it.

Steven J.'s Stanford commencement address, you still look at it and decide not to do it.

It's now my honor to introduce our Commencement Day speaker, the founder of the online education phenomenon known as the Khan Academy, Sal Khan.

This is not the first time that Sal has spoken from the commencement stage here in Killian Court because he also served as president of his class.

You know the kind of thing a commencement address is, and graduation ceremonies, those lyrical claims that education, the process of education particularly higher education will make us into nobler and better human beings.

With North Korea's announcement on the 26th of its nuclear development plan based upon the agreement stemming from the Six Party Talks, and the United States' commencement of procedures to remove North Korea from its designation on the list of State Sponsors of Terrorism, the families of abductees have expressed growing unease that it may constitute an abandonment of the abductee issue.

I am the perceiver of thoughts, of emotion, of time, of actions, of reactions, of interactions, of change, of hope.

I am the perceiver of thoughts, of emotion, of time, of actions, of reactions, of interactions, of change, of hope.

Me was composed of stories, of cravings, of strivings, of desires of the future.

City of Future, City of of Tomorrow?

Traps are of many kinds of wood, of steel, of words.

look like pictures of humans, of insects, of fishes, of birds.

They die of suicide, of overdose, of violence, of accidental deaths.

Of all of you.

Of what? Of what?

Of course, of course.

It's tens of thousands of pairs of shoes.

But vulnerability is also the birthplace of joy, of love, of belonging, of creativity, of faith.

They die of HlV, they die of hepatitis C, they die of infections of their heart valves, they die of infections of their brains, of their spines, of their hearts, of their bloodstream.

It's thousands of processors, a terabyte of memory, trillions of bytes of memory.

Lot of holes, lot of cracks, lot of crags

Two of Spades. Jack of Diamonds. Jack of Clubs!

Lots of towns lots of songs lots of women.

of Pharaoh and of Thamood?

Law of Conservation of Mass

lack of freedom of speech,

Of course. Of course. ( dials )

Scion of Elendil of Númenor!

Well of course, of course.

Yes, of course. Of course.

Voice of God, of nature.

Scion of Elendil of Númenor!

of one of my patients.

Cup of tea, of course.

I'm a copy, of a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy....