Like a therapist?

So I found a therapist.

Not like a therapist. Like anyone.

As my physical therapist likes to say,

As I was leaving the physical therapist office,

Wooo, I wouldn't want to be your therapist.

I mean, you're my therapist. Is that even medically legal?

I actually had a therapist who once said to me,

But what Emma needed wasn't some therapist who really, really cared.

I work for the Red Cross and I'm a physical therapist.

I call it a breakdown my therapist calls it a spiritual awakening.

And I had to put my data away and go find a therapist.

Exercise classes with the physical therapist will begin at 9 a. m Monday through Friday.

I'm not a therapist, and anyway... but I... you let me know when I'm rambling.

Tomorrow Ken leaves for the Canary Islands, where he has gotten a job as a massage therapist.

And this is a therapist who sees therapists, because we have to go to those, because their B.S. meters are good.

When I was 18 months old, I walked out of a speech therapy session, and my speech therapist pulled my mother aside

My therapist uh, broke up with me... oh yeah, there's a, there's a Gnome Warlock in my living room sleeping on my couch.

And in this session, Gabby's working with a speech therapist, and she's struggling to produce some of the most basic words, and you can see her growing more and more devastated, until she ultimately breaks down into sobbing tears, and she starts sobbing wordlessly into the arms of her therapist.

So I went to see a physical therapist, and they told me that I had to stop running and instead I should just stretch.

I thought, when I first became a therapist 30 years ago, that if I was good enough to make someone not depressed, not anxious, not angry, that I'd make them happy.

Another example, three Googlers a chef, an engineer and, most funny, a massage therapist three of them, they learned about a region in India where 200,000 people live without a single medical facility.

It's from a family of errors actually a whole set of relationship errors, which, when I started digging into them, it looks almost like a checklist for a sex therapist or a couples counselor.

I'm trained as a therapist, so I can out wait you uncomfortably so if you could just raise your hand that would be awesome how many of you honestly, when you're thinking about doing or saying something vulnerable think, God, vulnerability is weakness.

And after a few moments, her therapist tries a new tack, and they start singing together, and Gabby starts to sing through her tears, and you can hear her clearly able to enunciate the words to a song that describe the way she feels, and she sings, in one descending scale, she sings,